The Last of Cali

Ashley just turned 2, and celebrated with every

2 year old's favorite monster..Elmo.

Did you know that Elmo always speaks of himself in the 3rd person?

Did you know that Elmo is really a 50 year old,

6 ft tall African American guy?

Really, check out www.youtube.com/watch?v=IY_sl1R3KJQ


Elmo says, "Happy Birthday Ashley!"

Elmo says, "Hi Baby!"

When Tim was Michael's age, his best friend was Chris Bono.

Last year, Chris and his wife, Patricia, were scheduled to have

their baby on the same day that Michael was scheduled to come

into this world. They beat us by 2 months.

Here's Parker, the miracle baby, at 1 month:

This is Michael at 4 days:

And here's Chris, Parker, & Mikey now:

Parker caught up.

In the course of Michael's first experience with the ball pit he got pushed in and tackled by his cousins. So for the rest of the trip he had this complex against going back in.

Hopefully this isn't something that haunts him for the rest of his life.

Mary taunts him with the green ball.

"What are you so afraid of, ya wuss?"

Saying Goodbye.